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description: Based As Fek Swemp don't mess around!
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# The Swemp Rules

## Rules

1. **No Cheating, No Crying** – If you get outsmarted by a Fesh, that's on you. No whining, and definitely no cheating. Yes house has a slight advantage, deal with it
2. **B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bait)** – But if you’re using anything lame like bread, prepare to be roasted.
3. **Fesh Have Feelings** – Say something nice before you yank them out of the water. They’re fragile... sort of.
4. **Splash Zone is Fair Game** – Get too close, and you might get wet. Cry about it.
5. **Fesh Hate Your Playlist** – If you’re blasting anything from the Top 40, expect zero bites. Play something that slaps.
6. **Unwrap with Style** – Sure, you can punch your Fesh for $RUG, but do it with a little flair. No limp punches.
7. **Stay Out of the Staking Pond** – No skinny-dipping here. Fesh don’t need your drama while they’re earning you $RUG.
8. **Fish Puns Mandatory** – We don’t care if you hate puns, they’re the price of entry. Reel 'em in or get out.
9. **Catch & Release, or Stake & Make Bank** – If you’re not staking that Fesh, someone else will. Your loss.
10. **Don’t Get Addicted** – Only Fesh get hooked. You? You get $RUG or get out
11. **No Staring Contests with Fesh** – Trust us, they’ll win. And they’ll haunt your dreams.
12. **Dress Code: Chaotic Neutral** – Wear whatever you want, but if you show up in a suit, the Fesh will assume you’re a tax collector. Bad vibes.
