The Swemp Rules
Based As Fek Swemp don't mess around!
Rules
No Cheating, No Crying – If you get outsmarted by a Fesh, that's on you. No whining, and definitely no cheating. Yes house has a slight advantage, deal with it
B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bait) – But if you’re using anything lame like bread, prepare to be roasted.
Fesh Have Feelings – Say something nice before you yank them out of the water. They’re fragile... sort of.
Splash Zone is Fair Game – Get too close, and you might get wet. Cry about it.
Fesh Hate Your Playlist – If you’re blasting anything from the Top 40, expect zero bites. Play something that slaps.
Unwrap with Style – Sure, you can punch your Fesh for $RUG, but do it with a little flair. No limp punches.
Stay Out of the Staking Pond – No skinny-dipping here. Fesh don’t need your drama while they’re earning you $RUG.
Fish Puns Mandatory – We don’t care if you hate puns, they’re the price of entry. Reel 'em in or get out.
Catch & Release, or Stake & Make Bank – If you’re not staking that Fesh, someone else will. Your loss.
Don’t Get Addicted – Only Fesh get hooked. You? You get $RUG or get out
No Staring Contests with Fesh – Trust us, they’ll win. And they’ll haunt your dreams.
Dress Code: Chaotic Neutral – Wear whatever you want, but if you show up in a suit, the Fesh will assume you’re a tax collector. Bad vibes.
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